Hank is hanging in there as one of those characters who really can stand the jaws of life!
Yes, I know this pretzel is a fake. That doesn’t stop me from trying to eat it. Persistence!
I was asked not to destroy Rhino so quickly (see entry entitled Don’t Destroy, dated 4/28/14, for reference).
Here is Rhino’s status to date: (1) horn, long gone; (2) head, missing, (3) legs, none, and (4) stomach, gutted.
I’ve been real methodical, thorough, and deliberate with destruction! Everyone should be proud.
After ripping off Rhino’s horn, Dutchess warns me not to destroy this toy so quickly. I’m thinking about it.
Not at all. Finding the treats is easy-peasy! I’m the puzzle master, and this is bone-licking fun!
Yes. You already know. They are mine. All mine.
Yes, I’m tugging on a rug. I know–I need a rug intervention.
Too lazy to actually chew it.