Don’t Judge Me

This is absolutely how I love to spend my Saturdays.

Cool Grass

I love the feel of the cool morning grass on my tummy. Great spot to watch the neighbors too!

I advise everyone to stop and admire the beauty of nature. I do it every chance I get!

I sit like a potted plant in the cool of the azalea’s shade–chewing off accessible branches!

I was asked not to destroy Rhino so quickly (see entry entitled Don’t Destroy, dated 4/28/14, for reference).

Here is Rhino’s status to date: (1) horn, long gone; (2) head, missing, (3) legs, none, and (4) stomach, gutted.

I’ve been real methodical, thorough, and deliberate with destruction! Everyone should be proud.

is my Facebook.

Well–not exactly mine, but defending it anyway. If you know anything about my breed, you know we can be a bit bull-headed.

Defending stolen pillow.

Defending forbidden rug.

Umph!

my stomach? I’m not so sure–even though my eyes are crossed!

Let me give it a try!

They don’t call me Big Boss just because it sounds good.