Green Sock, the Elf

So, I got a new Sock Monkey for Christmas. He’s green. I guess he is suppose to be an elf. He had an elf hat, but I don’t like that hat at all.  Monkeys don’t need hats. I am working very hard to get that hat off his head. I’ve gotten most of it off, but I’ve still got some chewing to do. I’ve also blinded him by yanking out his eyes. Fans, please don’t be alarmed–I still and always will love Pink Sock the best. She’s my number one, and I would never treat her this way.