Finicky Feaster

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I eat what I like
And only what I like.
Everybody knows
That’s lamb and rice.
Didn’t mean to be rude,
But I don’t want gourmet food.
And Adult Stage Purina Pro?
Oh, no! That stuff’s a no-go!
I’m just a baby;
My bones still gotta to grow.

So my little food strike
Was a silent complain
That forced her out
In flooding rain
For yet one more
Dog food exchange.
Just keep it simple:
I don’t like change!

Chicken, salmon,
Venison and cow–
It’s just a waste of money
‘Cause I won’t eat it nohow.
I won’t eat a thing
til I get that puppy chow!

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Wanna see me jump?
Wanna see me fetch?
Buy what I like.
And when that saucy scent I catch
Then and ony then
Will I stand back and stretch.

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I’ll “dog” that puppy chow
‘Cause it’s the finest canine cuisine.
And I’ll be the happiest pup you ever have seen,
Licking both my chops and my sterling bowl clean.

*If you want to know how much I really love Purina Pro Lamb and Rice Puppy Formula see my post Ode to Purina Pro Puppy Chow

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