Ode to Purina Pro Puppy Chow

Lamb and Rice.
Lamb and Rice.
Love that stuff:
It tastes so nice.
Make a pie
And give me a slice.
Nothing beats
Lamb and Rice!

Lamb and Rice.
Lamb and Rice.
Love of my life,
And full of spice.
Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Morning, noon, and night.
What do you mean
Meals only come thrice?
Add an appetizer–
Even if it’s light,
‘Cause nothing beats
That Lamb and Rice!

The people at Purina
Are as good as gold.
I thank ’em every time
I see my bowl.
I just go crazy
And lose control!
And when I emerge
From that hole,
My entire face
Tastes so nice
‘Cause it’s covered in
Lamb and Rice!


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3 thoughts on “Ode to Purina Pro Puppy Chow

  1. So here is what Nestlé Purina PetCare Company had to say about my Ode to Purina Pro Puppy Chow:

    “We are very happy to hear that Duke enjoys our Purina(r) Pro Plan(r) brand Dog Food – Lamb & Rice Formula Puppy Food and would like to thank you for your nice comments.  It was thoughtful of you to take the time to write a poem about our product. Your positive feedback confirms that we are achieving our goal of providing high quality products to our consumers.”

    I was at least expecting a free year’s supply of the stuff! Maybe I need to make video for them! Either way, they are still aces in my book!

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