Saturdays are just the best days ever! Today was so hot it wasn’t fit for man, beast, or me. So what did I do today? Here’s a quick rundown:

• Eat
• Potty
• Chew
• Sleep
• Eat
• Potty
• Chew
• Sleep
• Eat
• Potty
• Chew
• Sleep

I want to give a special bark out to my new friend Shannon, my neighbor. She fell in love with me the moment she saw me. It is so hard not to love me. I’m totally irresistible! To the rest of my friends, fam, and fans, I wish you peace, love, and all the puppy chow you are allowed to eat!